Posted 3 days ago

bearzerky:

this bear is perfect in every way like scientifically there is nothing wrong with him

Posted 3 days ago

epic-humor:

#COOL PARENTS

(Source: pleatedjeans)

Posted 3 days ago
crash-has-twinkletoes:

foodchewer:

i don’t think she can change her mind

she said yes but her finger said no

crash-has-twinkletoes:

foodchewer:

i don’t think she can change her mind

she said yes but her finger said no

(Source: memewhore)

Posted 5 days ago

tortillah:

i went to prom with pizza

Posted 5 days ago
Posted 5 days ago

stonerthings:

if you’re reading this right now you’re cool as fuck and i wanna smoke a blunt with you

Posted 6 days ago

letyaahairdown:

As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to turn you on at the most inappropriate of times.

Always

(Source: whotoldyouu)

Posted 6 days ago

itsthelesbiana:

Nothing scars you more than the negative shit your own parents tell you.

Posted 6 days ago

tonyballer:

it’s sad when you realize you aren’t as important to someone as you thought you were.

Posted 1 week ago

stability:

you know when youre in the car and your parents break hard and they throw their arm over you for protection?
I have same instinct with my take out food

Posted 1 week ago
I wanna be your “1am I can’t sleep” text
Posted 1 week ago

b0mbshell101:

🌴 I follow back 🌴

(Source: nya-kin)

Posted 1 week ago

stressingly:

the road to success is under construction

Posted 1 week ago

girilla-warfare:

IM STILL FUCKING CRYING OVER THIS VINE

(Source: vinebox)

Posted 1 week ago